Saturday, August 18, 2012

JOKES OF THE DAY

An accountant/banker, on a drive to his folks for thanksgiving, got lost on a rural Wyoming road. He sees a local and stops.
"Does this road go to Laramie?"
"I dunno"
"Is there a place near here with phone reception so I can make a call?"
"I dunno"
"well how about a nearby drugstore or town - can you tell me how far away one might be?"
"nope"
"You don't know much do you?"
"Nope - but I ain't lost"


Michael Jackson Inquest mutliple choice

There will be a new post-mortem today on the body of Michael Jackson at the request of his family. The doctor has been briefed to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine
B) Moonlight
C) Good Times 
D) Boogie


LADY
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered.
I replied in my usual calm detached manner, "I didn't know there were any witnesses... Now I'll have to kill you too.".

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