Joke of The Day!

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia (making love to a dead person)

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing."

"Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;

2. She was my wife; and.....

3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

So ladies try to move a little during the game.
Guys, if a lady is not moving, stop immediately and check if she is alive.