Joke of The Day!

WHY I CEASED VISITING RICH PEOPLE.

BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS
HOUSE SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND.

Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced
tea or green tea ?"

Answer: "Ceylon tea."

Question: "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um,I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water
instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Leave it I'm OK".

I simply got up and left.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?