Bukary is a servant boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss then puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss becoming suspicious of the quality of the wine decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes color when water is added). Bukary as usual, takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank.
However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bukary!!! At that same moment Bukary realized he was in trouble he decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife "Cherished, you will see, he will be obliged to acknowledge ". He shouted: "Bukary!".
Bukary answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pastis?".
No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: still no answer. Then he went to find Bukary in the kitchen and said to him: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?"
Bukary retorted "It is that, boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't understand anything at all, except the name”
Then to prove that Bukary lies, the Boss said to him: "You stay beside Madam, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question". Bukary accepted. The Boss went in the kitchen and Bukary shouted: "Boss". He answered: "Yes, Bukary".
Bukary continued: "Who goes at the maid bedroom when the Madam is not there?". No answer.
Bukary shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" No answer.
Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" The Boss returned from the kitchen running and said
"It is true, you are right, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name ".
Moral of the story
Its right only when it suits you!
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