JOKE OF THE DAY!

Letter to the Queen‏
KIWAANI UNIVERCITY
KIMOMBASA
UGANDA

Deer quin, how are you? My names are cold Kizito Joseph. I am the
gilled president of Kiwaani univercity. I am saw harpy you are
calming to sea ass in Uganda . I have ritten this later to ask you to
allso come and visit ass at hour univercity.

Whane you calm, we shall welcalm you and you will go bark saying that
eh,eh!, those people are not for jokes. We shall cook food and every
one will it and fill sacrificed in there stomakas. We shall haya good
cookers and tell them to cook good food. We will cook rice and
slotter kitchens.
If we can, we will haya those pupil of kitchen toonight. Even those
who drink bear and sooda will drink until they push with there legs.

Do not warry about our kitchen, they do not have bad flu. Even the
rices will be picked well, one by one to remove stones. We will get
the rice from Professa Gill-butt Bukenyas firm in Kakiri. His rice
stinks well when cooked, and you will be entartained by it.

After lanch we shall call the camel man to beat us some fotows. He
will go and wash them there and then, to make life more easier. But
when those fotows die, we shall take him to poris to be intergorrated
by CMI. For us we shall then walk on the all university so that you
enjoy the towerist attractions like the bads.

You will lonch the new sweeming pull which is near the tennis coats.
If you will be wanting, you will sweem and hear for your selef how
modarn it is. You can even compute with our din of students and we
sea who is more better in sweeming.

Then we shall go to the main hole, were you will talk your spich to
the all university peeple. After you undress them, they will be
allowed to ask you there quetions and you will ask them your answers.

In the afternoon, at about seven pm, we shall bring Ugandan and
Tanzania musicians for you to sea how good there voices are. Kamiryon
will sing with professar jje. Baby Cull will sing with Sweat Kid and
others and others. We shall not bring Tinda Tiine, she disappionted
ass her funs at the bitch the other time. People through bottles at
her, and she drived away in a car.

I only want to make one remainder. You calm with your water for
drinking. These days some people have been doing bad mannas to their
frends. A satan woman was poysoned in that way at a loj.

For that rison, you calm with your mineral water and keep if in a
frije. This whole yar the weather has bean very hot. It is good that
your car has a an hair condissioner, you will not fill hot.

Last but not list, thank you for ridding my later. Please axept to
visit ass. Allow me to pane off from hear. I have to rid for
tomorrows pepper of business low.

Yours faithfooly
Kizito Joseph
Gilled president
Kiwaani Univercity
Mob; +256 782 018 084