JOKE OF THE DAY!

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and
there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could,
and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
sidled up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, he
left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished since he was her
husband and she wanted the goods on him. Finally he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went
to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, ready to hammer him for whatever
explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when youʼre not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When
I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell
you, I loaned my costume to your brother and he sure had a real
good time!"

By Marie