Joke of The Day!

SCARY HOW WITTY NIGERIANS HAVE BECOME!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so
tightly
squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically
touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a
letter
from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

"Dearest brodas and sistos, I am sending you our moda's remains for
burial de in Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as tha expenses were so
high. You will find inside
de coffin, unda mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans
of
Luncheon Meat. Just share it among yourselves.

On Mama's head for Tunde's son is a woolen baseball cap, Mama is
wearing
six Ralph Lauren T-shirts one is for Omo Roy and de rest are my
nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra (your favorite) just divide
it
among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties dat
Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.

Underneath mama's body is 20 kgs of cocaine in sachets, which is worth
120 million Naira.
This should take care of all of you and the unborn babies in your
bodies. Don't bury her with all this fortune.
Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for
is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Ifoma, mama is wearing
what you asked for ie earrings, ring and necklace - please just get
dem.
Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that mama is wearing must be
divided among the teen-age girls de I hope they like the color".

Yours loving sister, Nene

PS: plse take care of finding a dress for her burial since all I had
dressed her in were your presents.