Joke of The Day

Heh...
While visiting England, Mr. Mrema The Chairman of TLP, is invited to tea
with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says
that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she
knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.
"Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister.
Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen.

She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr.
Eliatonga?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to DAR , he decides he'd better put the minister of
infrastructure Mr. mramba to the test.

He invite Mr. Mramba and says,
"Heh brother, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course. What's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Mramba hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Mrema agrees, and Mramba leaves.

He immediately calls a meeting of other senior oposition parties and
they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up
with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Mramba calls Magufuli, the former minister of
his ministry, and explains his problem.

"Now look here Magufuli, your mother has a child, and your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
Magufuli answers immediately, "simple, It's me, of course.

Much relieved, Mramba rushes back to Mrema and exclaims, "I know the
answer! I know who it is! It's Magufuli, the former minister of my
ministry!!!!!!"

And Mrema replies in disgust,

"PUMBAVU mkubwa wewe, ovyo kabisa, It's Tony Blair.