Joke of The Day

Husband asks:
"Do you know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies:
“No, it means, "With Idiot For Ever!!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: You know the importance of period?
Kid: Yap, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Because people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children:
All these kids are yours??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives:
1st: How does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let’s find yours!!
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A son asks difference between confidence and confidential:
Dad says, you are my son, I’m confident. Your friend also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter:
I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...