Joke Of The Day

Curriculum Vitae
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in
you company of uTH.

I complete to Grade 7 examination certificate in 1997.
My skool Tembisa high very good.

I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no
childish.

My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Tsonga
teacher teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Tsonga teacher.

I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak English free.

Please also great your wife.
And rememba that English is not our mother land!!