I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids...'

A guy goes to the supermarket and notice a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your girl friend whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

TANDAN FARMS LIMITED IMAGES, PRODUCTS AND PRICE LISTS

DUROC

                                                                                                                       

YORKSHIRE

TANDAN FARMS LIMITED

P. O. BOX 83, MKURANGA, COAST REGION, TANZANIA

TEL. +255 784509555/ +255 655588332. EMAIL <tandanfarms@yahoo.com> 

	PRICE LIST
	CODE # ITEM PRICE PER KG 001. PORK WHOLE 7,000.00 002. PORK BELLY BONE IN RIND LESS 9,500.00 003. PORK BELLY BONE IN RIND ON 9,000.00 004. PORK BELLY BONELESS, RINDLESS 11,000.00 005. PORK BELLY SPARE RIBS 8,000.00 006. PORK CUBES (GOULASH) 9,000.00 007. PORK FILLET 12,000.00 008. PORK SHANKS (KNUCKLES) 8,000.00 009. PORK EISBIEN UNSMOKED & PICKLED) 8,000.00 010. PORK EISBIEN (SMOKED & PICKLED) 9,500.00 011. PORK LEG 9,000.00 012. PORK LOIN/ CHOPS 12,000.00 013. PORK LOIN BONELESS/RINDLESS 17,000.00 014. PORK LOIN BONE IN RIND OFF 16,000.00 015. PORK ROLLED LEG BONELESS, RIND ON 14,000.00 016. PORK ROLLED SHOULDER 12,000.00 017. PORK SHOULDER SPARE RIBS 8,000.00 018. PORK HEAD 2,000.00 019. SUCKLING PIG 17,000.00 020. BACK BACON 18,000.00 021. COLLAR BACON 19,000.00 022. RINDLESS BACON 23,000.00 023. RINDLESS BOILING BACON (CUBES) 25,000.00 024. STREAKY BACON 17,000.00 025. SMOKED BELLY SPARE RIBS 16,000.00 026. SMOKED GAMON HAM BONELESS 21,000.00 027. SMOKED GAMON HAM BONE IN 20,000.00 028. SMOKED PORK 20,000.00 029. SMOKED GAMON (UNCOOKED/PICKLED) 20,000.00 030. SMOKED GAMON BONELESS (UNCOOKED/PICKLED) 21,000.00 031. SMOKED KASSLER CHOP 18,000.00 032. GLAZED HONEY HAM BONE (SMOKED/COOKED) 20,000.00 033. GLAZED HONEY HAM BONELESS (SMOKED/COOKED) 23,000.00 034. SMOKED SANDWICH HAM 20,000.00 035. COOKED SANDWICH HAM 20,000.00 036. PORK BOEREWORS 13,000.00 037. PORK COCKTAIL SAUSAGE 11,000.00 038. PORK CHIPOLATA 9,000.00 039. PORK MEAT FOR SAUSAGE 10,000.00 040. PORK BURGER 18,000.00 041. PORK CABANNOS 20,000.00 042. PORK SPEK (FAT) 4,000.00 043. PORK TEXAN 13,000.00 044. PORK STIRFRY 11,000.00 045. PORK MARINED 13,000.00 046. PORK RASHERS 9,000.00 047. PORK MINCE 9,000.00 048. PORK SOSATIE 12,000.00 049. PORKSCHNITZEL 11,000.00 050. PORK RASHERS (SMOKED) 11,000.00 051. PORK SALAMI 15,000.00 052. COOKED SPARE RIBS 12,000.00 053. PORK SHOULDER 8,000.00 054. 055. 056. 057. 058. 059. PORK BELLY PORK SAUSAGE TROTTERS per piece HOT DOGS PURE LARD ( COOKING FAT) 5LTR PORK TENDER LOIN 8,000.00 12,000.00 1,000.00 10,000.00 12,500.00 13,000.00
	TANDAN FARMS LIMITED P. O. BOX 83, MKURANGA, COAST REGION. TANZANIA. TEL 0784509555/ 0655588332 Email <tandanfarms@yahoo.com> PRICE LIST FOR BREEDINGS                                                                      NO.      WEIGHT     PRICE PER KG                          1.            10-20       11,000                          2.            20-30         8,000                          3.            30-40         7,500                          4.            40-50         6,500                                                                                                                                                   5.          50-200         6,000                      PRICE FOR WHOLE CARCAS IS TSH 7,000 PER KG
	Dear Sir/ Madam, Tandan Farms Ltd would like to introduce its new breedings for sale from Denmark, we have Duroc and Yorkshire types in our farm. And we are also supplying all types of pork meat products shown above. Please check the products and the prices on the lists above. Do not hesitate to call for inquiries. Looking forward to hear from you soon. Joseph P. Mutahangarwa Sales and Marketing Manager Tel Airtel no. +255783 588331 or Tigo no. +255655 588332 Voda no. +255763 588331  Email: <tandanfarms@yahoo.com>

Dear Sir/ Madam,

Tandan Farms Ltd would like to introduce its new breedings for sale from Denmark, we have Duroc and Yorkshire types in our farm. And we are also supplying all types of pork meat products shown above.

Please check the products and the prices on the lists above.

Do not hesitate to call for inquiries.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Joseph P. Mutahangarwa

Sales and Marketing Manager

Tel Airtel no. +255783 588331 or Tigo no. +255655 588332 Voda no. +255763 588331  Email: <tandanfarms@yahoo.com>